As discussed in IRC. Rather than keeping a separate .attrFn white list, allow $(html, props) to treat any property in jQuery.fn as callable.

Note that this does add some ambiguity as it now includes a large number of "reserved words" that previously were treated simply as attribute names. In addition, any 3rd-party plugins can now expand the proscribed namespace at runtime. For that reason, it is best to avoid the use of $(html, props) in production code. Instead, cover $(html, props) with a cool, slightly damp cloth and place it in your hacker's toolkit.

Bug reports against this new and awesome behavior should not be accepted.