Ticket #7585 (closed bug: wontfix)
ajpiano smells like smelly eggs
| Reported by: | snover | Owned by: | |
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| Priority: | undecided | Milestone: | 1.5 |
| Component: | unfiled | Version: | |
| Keywords: | true dat | Cc: | |
| Blocking: | Blocked by: |
Description
Can we please do something about that? It’s really awful, and I think it’s impacting troop morale.
Change History
comment:1 Changed 18 months ago by ajpiano
- Status changed from new to closed
- Resolution set to wontfix
comment:4 Changed 18 months ago by dmethvin
- Keywords true dat added
I would just like to note that this is not a regression.
comment:5 Changed 18 months ago by addyosmani
I'm saddened that such an important bug won't be fixed. This should so be re-opened!
comment:6 Changed 18 months ago by rwaldron
http://www.oldspiceguy.com/(patch)
comment:7 Changed 18 months ago by addyosmani
rwaldron's patch seems to fix this issue. I recommend we commit this patch!
comment:8 Changed 18 months ago by danheberden
ajpiano is not a strong action verb - thus he should be renamed.
comment:9 Changed 18 months ago by gf3
It's unfortunate that jQuery still relies on "sniffing", I can assure you that this bug is not only fixed but totally avoided in MyLibrary. Through BO detection MyLibrary completely sidesteps this issue. Yet another reason why no one will ever take jQuery seriously and how it isn't ready for prime time yet. Keep trying.
Please follow the bug reporting guidlines and use jsFiddle when providing test cases and demonstrations instead of pasting the code in the ticket.

Thank you for your time and interest in helping the jQuery project by filing a bug! Unfortunately, you haven't provided a valid testcase, and the ticket triage team is unable to work without a valid testcase. If you are able to produce one, please do so and we'll be happy to look at this issue again.
PS. I doubt a valid test case will be easy to produce, as I have been smelling ajpiano for the last 24 years and he smells great. Therefore, whatever he's doing, he's doing right. WONTFIX.